My humblest apologies, but this website is woefully out-of-date. I haven’t updated it since 2010.

I had long intended to scrap the Flash-based version (which itself out-of-date itself, having been built in ActionScript 2, though it did earn me a Webby) with a slick, modern, HTML5 site...but if I'm honest with myself I must realize that this is not likely going to happen. I am simply too busy working on client projects to spare any time for my own self-promotion (I know, I know: the cobbler has no shoes).

You may always inquire about samples of work directly: info-(at)


The design, programming, and illustration of Noah Dziobecki